Economy Hitting Carmelo Anthony Hard

Posted: February 11, 2011 in General Sports
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OMG Becky, look at that car, it’s like totally one of those rap guys.  Are those 22’s?  No. No.  It’s just Carmelo Anthony’s 1971 Chevrolet Chevelle, plastered with Baltimore Orioles logos, a must for every sports fans Hall of Fame of crap shrine.  Besides the defect on the hood and rear bumper, this car is in mint condition and a rare find in todays market.  So I ask you, “What does this all mean?”  Did Melo finally come to the realization that the Orioles are about as talented as Kim Kardashian when she’s not lying on her back?  Is the looming possibility of him missing out on that three year $65 million dollar extension getting to him? It has too!  I mean this car is easily worth oh I don’t know 30-40 grand and he’s selling for $16,300?  Today’s life lesson: anything and everything the Baltimore Orioles touch turns to crap – LITERALLY!  Watch out Vlad!


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