Denver Broncos’ Laurence Maroney Arrested For Looking Like Pippi Longstocking

Posted: January 18, 2011 in General Sports
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Reports are indicating that the former Minnesota Golden Gopher standout running back turned NFL journeyman bust Laurence Maroney was arrested this past evening for being “high on drugs,” while possessing a firearm.  Why police terminology still sounds like a lecture from granny is beyond me, it’s 2011, fix it!  Believe it or not, drugs may be Maroney’s saving grace on this very day though.  How so you ask?  Well, how else can one justify or explain those hideous looking Pippi Longstocking braids?  If he wasn’t on drugs, I think we would be discussing a lot more serious matters, don’t you?


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