Lebron James Gives Each Of His Former Teammates A Cleveland Steamer!

Posted: January 12, 2011 in General Sports, NBA
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Okay, so the Cleveland Cavaliers suffered it’s most embarrassing basketball moment in the history of the franchise when it lost to the Los Angeles Lakers 112-57 last night, but that’s not the reason the Cav’s players are cleaning crap off their faces this snowy morning. Oh no, that poopy mess came in the form of a Tweet from the teams most beloved former player Lebron James when he said, “Crazy. Karma is a b****.. Gets you every time. It’s not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!”  Oh no he didn’t!  First off, it’s hard to take anything serious from a man who claims to not fully understand the meaning of the word “contraction!”   Secondly, the first half of your statement completely contradicts the second half you nitwit.  Lastly, if you want to know what the real definition of Karma is, it’s Delonte West sleeping with your hoe bag mom Gloria. Kazaam, that just happened!

The most difficult thing to understand about this whole situation is why Lebron took a cheap shot at his former teammates and “friends?” You want to take a shot at the owner Dan Gilbert, fine!  No one would blame you for that.  Honestly though, I don’t remember one Cav’s player who openly criticized or called you out for dogging the franchise on national television.  I don’t want to discredit everything though that was said in the tweet, because Lebron was right when he said God sees everything and I’m pretty sure even he is shaking his head right now and asking “Why you dip shit, why again?”  I think James Allen Lane described it best when he said, “Adversity does not build character, it reveals it” and if it wasn’t obvious enough before, it surely is now that Lebron James is nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical asshole who has about as much common sense as Dick Cheney with a gun in his hands.  I figure that if you pull your head out of your butt, you might be able to see and think more clearly, shall we give it a try?

 

 

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