Ben Roethlisberger Engaged! Is She A Self-Loathing Mutant?

Posted: January 5, 2011 in General Sports, NFL
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What kind of self-loathing mutant would want to date, let alone marry, the Pittsburgh Steelers Big Ben Roethlisberger given his glorious past with women?  Ashley Harlan you say, eh?  What’s that?  She’s not a mutant after all?  No, no I guess she’s not, in fact she appears to be the good all-American type of gal, huh?  When word got out about the future Mrs. Roethlisberger, the media was chomping at the bit to ask Mr. Roethlisberger all about it and that’s when he gave this candid response, “Oh geez. Listen, there’s always rumors out there about professional athletes, especially about me. You guys know that I am not going to talk about my own personal life, I don’t do that. My one singular focus right now is on the playoffs, on football and trying to get to the Super Bowl.”  This is what journalists, which I am not, would refer to as “riveting stuff.” I’m just curious though, is this marriage for real or a hoax like that other football clown known as Chad Ochocinco who is clearly “head over heels in love” and engaged to the shemale – Evelyn Lozada?  A few parting words for the happy Ashley Harlan.  Just remember you weren’t the first nor will you be the last that Little Ben Roethlisberger tries to get into.

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