Donald Trump Tells Miami Hurricanes “Hire Mike Leach!”

Posted: December 1, 2010 in General Sports, NCAA Football
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As Randy Shannon spends his days sitting alongside Interstate 95 with a sign that says “Will Coach For Food”, the Miami Hurricanes are setting their sights on a little ol’ man known as John “Chucky” Gruden to be the next head coach of the promising young football squad.  However, reports coming out of South Beach are indicating that Gruden has no desire at this point to coach the Hurricanes next season, but until the proverbial fat lady sings, the “U” will continue their pursuit of everyone’s favorite Ginger.

What’s the U to do?  Perhaps pray to the heavens for help!  Well, that may have very well been what university president Donna Shalala did, but instead of getting words of wisdom from God, the voice of Donald Trump came streaming down like a weighted toupee.  “Hire Mike Leach”, the wise man said.  Simply profound.  Now I ask you the reader to supply me and all Hurricane fans with why Mike Leach should or should not be hired to lead the team moving forward (insert jokes here).  Let the force be with you.


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