Tony Parker Trades In Prime Rib For A Piece of McRib

Posted: November 18, 2010 in General Sports, NBA
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Fear not evildoers as The Sports Mole has arrived to shed some much-needed light on the recent divorce between Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker. As most of us know, the game of basketball has always be defined as a “team sport”, what someone might want to remind Tony Parker of is that this timeless saying only applies on the court, not off it. What do you mean Mole?  What I mean is that the reason Eva and Tony are separating is that Tony has been having an affair with former teammate Brent Barry’s wife Erin.  Wow, so the NBA is really where caring happens, nice!

Sources are indicating that Eva stumbled across countless text messages Tony had been sending Erin that spawned as far back as a year or so ago. It’s clear that Tony and Erin were and still are romantically involved and some serious canoodling has been taking place between the two over that time period. However, it’s really hard to understand what man in his right mind would leave Eva Longoria for Erin Barry, but hey who needs prime rib when the McRib is readily available.  One thing is for certain though and that is that Tony and Erin look to continue their relationship once the divorce is finalized.  Pardon me, but I have a resume to prepare.


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