Tiger Woods Joins Twitter – Let The Hunt Begin

Posted: November 17, 2010 in General Sports, Golf
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Let me be one of the first to welcome thee Tiger Woods to Twitter.  Wait, he’s already got over a 133,000 followers and had 10,000 within his first hour?  Wow, as usual, I’m a day late and a dollar short, but still this has to be an incredibly exciting day for groupies worldwide as the former sex addict has now opened a brand new door for sleazy women to get a hold of him.  One may wonder what took Tiger so long to join the 21st century, but now that his chances of reuniting with former wife Elin Nordegren are all but over, it appears he’s ready to drop his drawers and party like it’s 1999.  Bow chicka wow wow!

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