Chad Pennington = The Real Slim Shady

Posted: November 14, 2010 in NFL
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With the Miami Dolphins reeling the last few games, Bill Parcels and coach Tony Sparano decided it was time to make a change at quarterback by replacing Chad Henne with the season vet Chad Pennington.  It’s no surprise that after spending two seasons on the shelf, like last year’s model of the Tickle Me Elmo, Chad was elated to get the news that he would be starting this Sunday against the Tennessee Titans. That’s just the most excellent news Bill, I agree Ted.  Well, during practice on Friday while the rest of the team did a little stretching, Mr. Pennington was nowhere to be found……wait there he is in the back dancing to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” like a damn drunken fool.  It was bad enough Woody Harrelson embarrassed all white people by proving white men can’t jump, but why you got to go and make it seem like we can’t dance too?  Break a leg Chad, break a leg.

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