Miami Dolphin’s Linebacker Rips Anne Frank – Really?

Posted: November 8, 2010 in NFL
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If there’s one thing we know about society, it’s that we rarely learn from past failures and nothing proves this more than when professional athletes have a microphone thrown in front of their face after a discouraging loss.  It’s been less than a month since Tennessee Volunteer head football coach Derek Dooley went all Mad Hatter on us when he compared his football teams performance to World War II, Nazi’s and Rommel.  Get that guy a pitch fork and white bed sheet to put over his head.

Okay, so we established Derek Dooley is as bright as the inside of a closet, but at least he had his historical facts correct when ranting and raving about his team.  The same can’t be said about Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder who after yesterdays loss to the Baltimore Ravens decided, hell I might as well make some headlines by saying something really dumb pertaining to World War II.  At least he tried to before realizing that his lack of education made him sound like a babbling baboon.

It’s no secret Crowder was upset with Baltimore Raven’s “bullies” Derek Mason and La’Ron McClain who he claimed spit on him at one point during the game. However, during a post-game interview Channing mumbled a few coherent words that formulated this intelligent remark, “I just got told not to talk about it (spitting situation), so I can’t talk about it…But Le’Ron McClain spit in my face. He spit in my face. That’s some real ho sh*t.”   When the referees claimed they saw no such thing, it was like letting the 500-pound gorilla loose in a china shop as he exerted all his energy and smarts into the following comments:

“Then they (refs) said something about they let Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask the play before.  Who the f— cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don’t give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody’s facemask.  Like they didn’t see Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, [the officials were] a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank.”

I’m sorry Channing could you please inform the class who Anne Frank is please or what the hell she has to do with anything?  “Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller…I don’t know who the f— Anne Frank is. I’m mad right now. F— it. I’m not as swift as I usually am.” Clearly Channing and until today most of us weren’t made aware that you were partially brain-dead.  Anyone hear that? Yup, that’s the sound of NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodell calling to inform Mr. Crowder that he might as well get his checkbook out for being an insensitive idiot.

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