“Shaquita” O’Neal Unleashed On Boston

Posted: October 26, 2010 in General Sports
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With sports headlines these days being overtaken by our favorite friends in stripes, the Boston Celtics Shaquille O’Neal is doing everything in his power to focus the spotlight back where it properly belongs…on him!  After weeks of careful planning, considering and thought, Shaq will officially undergo a sex change, well at least for a day. With Halloween only a matter of days away, Shaq will be providing eye candy for all closet freaks riding the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) for a stop or two as none other than Shaquita O’Neal, the female version of the Boston Celtics 7-foot center.  A few key decisions still left up in the air are: granny panties or thong, leggings or no leggings and the most important of all – bra size.  If you thought your ex-girlfriend was ugly, you aint seen nothing yet! Did you say steak?  No I said this was a mistake Shaq.  Good luck Boston!


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