Jet Blue Pro Gang Green?

Posted: October 18, 2010 in General Sports
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It’s Monday, what more need I say?  There’s a reason it was placed at the beginning of the week and not the end.  If you’re like me you usually spend this monumental day being frisked by a guy named Norm at the airport whose touch is as soft as a rose-bush.  By the time Norms making his way around second base, you realize you have 15 minutes to get to your terminal or your wonderful week of watching potatoes grow outside of your hotel room in Boise, Idaho is shot.  As you frantically sprint towards the finish line, you struggle to decide if you have enough time to hit the little boys room before take off or risk soiling yourself as you sit between the two fattest people on the plane.

As you duck and dodge people smooching their phones like Barry Sanders on Thanksgiving Day, you quickly realize you left the presentation in the backseat of Mohammad “I can’t pronounce the rest of his names” taxi cab.  Fingers crossed Al-Qaeda isn’t planning on using any of my pie charts data in it’s next terrorist attack.  As I see the finish line only a matter of steps away, I see out of the corner of my eye a New York Jets Gang Green colored airplane sitting at my terminal and before I know it my legs stop working like  Viagra in the fifth hour.  I realize that I have to take this mooshed pea mobile to Idaho and realize it’s simply too much.

I can handle all the other crap, but when airline companies jump on the Jets bandwagon and I’m a Patriots fan, well that’s when I know my day sucks.  Next thing you know the preflight announcements will be replaced by Firemen Ed leading a J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets chant over the intercom.  Damn you Jet Blue, damn you!


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