Atlanta Braves Matt Diaz Drops Spider-Man During Game

Posted: September 21, 2010 in MLB
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It looks like Halloween came early last night when a Philadelphia Phillies fan dressed in a Spider-Man type red outfit charged the field and exposed MLB security guards for what they really are.  Fat, unathletic slobs.  If it wasn’t for the Atlanta Braves left fielder Matt Diaz tripping Spider-Man, who knows how much longer this awesome display of grace and agility would have gone on for.  Diaz claimed that he did the kid a favor by tripping him otherwise Spidey would have likely been subjected to the wrath of an all-powerful taser.  I’m not sure, but I don’t recall this ever happening in any of the Spider-Man comic books?  It’s clear that the Philadelphia Phillies security crew has quickly become the laughing-stock of the MLB and rumors are circulating that Commissioner Bug Selig himself has indicated that the blind and deaf Helen Keller could have run circles around those guards. Oh ya and by Commissioner Bud Selig, I really mean me.  Today’s life lesson is drop the donuts and pick up the weights you wankers!

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