Brett Favre In “The Dong Song”

Posted: August 18, 2010 in NFL
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Mr. Mole remembers the days of wowing the ladies with scented candles, bubble bathes, hot lotion rub downs and sweet love-making to Lionel Richie’s “All Night Long.”  Now, it’s all been sabotaged thanks to the perverted individual who replaced Lionel’s sweet tender words with the lyrics of Brett Favre’s dong.  Do you remember the scene from Ace Ventura Pet Detective when Jim Carrey realizes that the police chief he just made out with was actually Ray Finkle?  Ventura’s so disgusted with himself that he proceeds to light his clothes on fire, vigorously scrubs himself in the shower, brush his teeth in agony and pour mouth wash on his genitals.  Yah, well that’s how this song makes me feel…… incredibly dirty!  This song and it’s slide show really shows that people have entirely way to much time on their hands. C’mon people, I know times are tough, but shouldn’t we be searching for the cure to cancer instead of wasting time coming up with unique and creepy ways to talk about a 40-year-olds package?


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