Linda Hogan Strikes Again

Posted: July 27, 2010 in General Sports
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 Just when it looks like the legendary “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan will get a break from all of the mayhem surrounding his personal life, in swoops former wrestling partner Linda Hogan to deal a devastating suplex.  Anyone who follows wrestler knows that grappling and position are key to defeating an opponent and it appears that Linda yet again has the Hulkster in a chokehold as she recently announced her engagement to her 21-year-old boy toy Charlie Hill.  The wedding is scheduled to take place next summer on her 50-foot yacht that she appropriately name ALIMONEY.  It doesn’t take the detective skills of Sherlock Holmes to realize that Linda Hogan is a money hungry, back stabbing tramp looking for every possible opportunity to bust the balls of her former husband. 

If Linda wants to avoid being hunted down and turned inside out, I recommend keeping her wedding as low-key as possible.  Why?  Well, something tells the Mole that Hulk Hogan may very well be on the verge of turning into a serial killer if poked one more time. Shortly after the Hulk found out that Linda was fooling around with the 21-year-old youngster he made a Jack the Ripper like statement when he said, “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat.”  Wow, excuse me while I go change my underwear and lock my doors.  Linda, I suggest you do the same or maybe the concern for your safety is what led you to hold the wedding ceremony on a boat in the middle of the ocean where you’re  supposedly safe.  As for you Charlie Hill, I would hope that Jaws comes swooping out of the water and eats you alive during the middle of the ceremony as opposed to the alternate, which is the pain and suffering the Hulkster will inflict on you once he gets you alone?  In my humble opinion, Jaws sounds like a much less painful resolution. Congrats though!

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