Chase Utley Channeling the Baseball God’s For Help

Posted: June 18, 2010 in General Sports, MLB
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There is mass panic going on in Philadelphia as the Flyer’s recently blew a chance to hoist the Stanley Cup and now the beloved Phillies are going to hell in a hand basket.  One of the major key “contributors” to this slump is all-star second baseman, Chase Utley.  Chase is currently trying any and everything to break out of this slump and I mean everything.  It appears that when all else fails, turn to voodoo, which in this case consists of bats, batting gloves, fruits and Red Bull placed strategically in front of Chase’s locker.  The Mole is still waiting to hear what chants, songs or dances Utley performs during these ceremonies, but let’s hope they’re  fully clothed and done to the soundtrack of Men Without Hats – Boo Ya

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