Big Ben Not Feeling too Big Anymore!

Posted: May 4, 2010 in General Sports, NFL
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Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was once the king of the castle known as the “Steel City,” but now he is nothing more than the jester of everyone’s jokes.  After being accused of his second sexual assault in less than a year it seems that Ben has lost that support system he had built since coming into the league from Miami of Ohio University only a few years back.  Well, it can’t be as bad as everyone is making it out to be – can it?  Yes, yes it can!  It was very clear that Steelers teammates of the past and present have never been particularly fond of Ben Roethlisberger, the person or even the player, at times because of his willingness to put himself in bad situations.  Okay?  Well, now the city of Pittsburgh and their passionate following has taken to the streets like vampires in a blood bank.  However, there’s only one problem!  The only blood they want is a man’s that likely is infested with STD’s from his countless other sexual run-ins with women who may or may not be on the same level as Dez Bryant’s mother.  Hey fans are fans!  Well, just when you think we have reached the peak of the mountain, one particular Florida Congressman decided to take it upon himself to call Roethlisberger an “idiot.”  There’s only one minor detail that makes this comment simply awesome, that being that the Congressman is the Steelers’ founder Art Rooney’s grandson Tom Rooney.  Man does it get any better for us and worse for Ben?  Of course it does!  Even legendary rapper, Eminem has included Ben in one of his recent underground tracks called “despicable” where one of his rhymes says, “I’d rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall.”  Sorry Ben, but you’re getting exactly what you deserve you pile of trash!

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