I Cheated, But Only With 121 Women!

Posted: April 29, 2010 in General Sports
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Oh come on people, it was an honest mistake.  Everyone slips up every once in a while in their life.  Well, in the case of Tiger he slipped a few more, like 121 more times.   Yes, the official Tiger count has gone from what was believed to be 15 mistresses now upwards of 121 different women that Tiger slept with while he was married to his now former wife, Elin Nordegren.  Where did this number come from?  Sources are saying this number came from the mouth of Tiger Woods while he was in sex rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.  One of the exercises the doctors asked him to do was to write down all of the women he had affairs with on a piece of paper.  Well, let’s just say what the doctors read was a lot more than they bargained for.  In all the list consisted of three full pages and 121 different names.  I don’t know what’s more impressive on the part of Tiger Woods.  That he remembered all 121 different women’s names that he slept with or that he actually knew how to spell all 121 names correctly?  I mean honestly, that’s pretty impressive in itself, is it not?  Oh yah, by the way Tiger shame on you!  Before we move on to more important issues in life, I have one question for all who read this:  Do you honestly believe this number is correct or are we still missing more names?  I know using Tiger and honestly in the same sentence is stupid, but what are your thoughts?

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