Tiger Woods & Joslyn James Doing a Porno

Posted: April 27, 2010 in General Sports, Golf
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Yes, this is 100% true!  However, there is one small minor detail I’m leaving out and that is it will not be with the real PGA Tiger Woods.  Eleven Tiger Wood’s look-alikes showed up for the XXX auditions and after the lucky man was picked for the staring role, he found out he is totally getting “shafted” by the producers.  In fact, the unnamed winner of the auditions found out that he would be playing a very minor role in the film aka the acting part and that “professionals” would be filling in for the good stuff with Tiger’s real-life mistress, Joslyn James (slap in the face).  I love how porn stars are now being referred to as “professionals” as if they have some type of miraculous talent that no other person in the world holds.  Does it take talent to have sex with a man or woman when all the acting is done in the loud shouts?  C’mon Man!

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