Kobe Bryant, Wife, a Maid and a Pile of Doo Doo

Posted: April 22, 2010 in Uncategorized
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No, Kobe Bryant didn’t leave his man seed on any other young college girl or get buck wild with his maid, but he and his wife Vanessa were sued by their maid Maria Jimenez over a trash bag of poop.  Ms. Jimenez claims that Vanessa Bryant has been going all Bob Knight on her for a while now, calling her “lazy, slow, dumb, a f***ing liar, and f***ing sh-t”.  However, to add insult to injury the maid said that Mrs. Bryant demanded that she pull the price tag from a blouse out of a trash bag filled with dog feces (ouch).  It’s safe to say that the maid has since been relieved of all her duties on the Bryant estate and that the legal battle has been settled.  It was never made known what kind of dog doo was in the trash bag, but if it was a giant Rottweiler or Bull Mastiff you better believe the Mole would have politely declined this temping duty (ha-ha).  Either way if the maid did this barehanded, well then she’s an idiot.  Plastic gloves were invented for a reason and this is one of them.


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