Tiger Woods Gets Kicked in the Groin

Posted: April 15, 2010 in General Sports
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Word on the street is that divorce is all but certain for Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren.  Well it’s about damn time after Tiger dipped his stick and donuts in porn stars Devon James and Joslyn James, former model and prostitute Loredana Joli, swimsuit model Cori Rist, waitresses Mindy Lawton and Jamie Jungers, the deranged and mental challenged Jaimee Grubbs as well as God knows how many other slups.  If I were Elin I would ride off with my millions and millions and millions of dollars she will get from Tiger and retreat to my private island where I sip peanut coladas with a 25-year-old cabana boy.  Wish I could say that her leaving and hopefully with their two kids would hurt Tiger, but in all honesty Tiger is a remorseless tool.  Best golfer ever, but remorseless tool.

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