The Biggest Douche Bag Athlete Ever?

Posted: April 9, 2010 in General Sports, NFL
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No it’s not Tiger Woods, even though he could easily be anointed to this prestigious title.  After all, he did cheat on his wife with an unknown but increasing number of women for more than three years. However, the crown of all douche bags has now been placed on the head of the New York Giants former running back and current NBC NFL analyst, Tiki Barber.  Tiki being the “thinker” that he is decided to up and out on his eight-month pregnant wife for a former 23-year-old NBC intern, Traci Lynn Johnson.

Since leaving the NFL only a few short years ago, his life has gone down the toilet.  The year after Tiki decided to retire, the New York Giants won the Super Bowl an accomplishment he was never able to claim (slap in the face). Also, his current job with NBC looks to be going south, which shouldn’t be any surprise with his personality being similar to that of a coconut and now he has given up on his wife and unborn child.  The bathroom ceiling looks to be the limit for this once great running back.  If anyone has any ideas on what is going through Tikis’ ridiculous brain please feel free to share with the rest of the world.

No matter how I look at this, there is absolutely no reason in the world for him to be that big a douche bag by leaving his wife while she is eight months pregnant with their child.  I guess the 23-year-old intern was a big upgrade?  After all it was reported that he spent a night or two in Traci Lynn’s dorm room.  Can’t imagine that wasn’t completely embarrassing.  Hey everyone, I’m Tiki, wheres the kegger?   Hopefully moving forward, with Tiki waiting anxiously next to the mailbox for his unemployment checks, he and his new girlfriend can keep their lavish lifestyle going.  If not, Traci’s parents might want to consider getting into the real estate business because they may have a few tenants looking to rent out a nice basement.  Congrats, Tiki for giving all douche bags someone to look up to!

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